Obama: Is he an American?

This boy should be tried for treason.

Where is the Birth Certificate?

Obama likes Big Butts - Euro Beeyotches Be Hot

Picture Above: Special Thanks to my Freeper Friend ScottInVA

Lyrics from Sir Mix A Lot
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

Okay, this one's not a Euro beeyotch.
Here is the teleprompter staring at a 16-year old Brazilian's butt.
This guy is so presidential. What a jackass.

Think About It...

Aunt "Michelle Obama" Esther Strikes Back!

Dis' past weekend, Michelle gots to go hang out wif' dat Sarkozy dame. She tried and tried to act like she was having a good time. But she have had gone thru so many trials and tribulations during her life dat she just couldn't put up wif' da white woman. Here is what was going thru her mind when she was sittin' there."

1) "You old heathen."

2) "You have been sinning and transgressing all your life. If the Lord wanted to strike you down, he'll find ya...."

3) "Reverand Wright tolds me to be weary of whitey."

4) "I wish Barry would nuke France."

5) "She smell like carp."

6) "I hates havin' to do these publix events. Can't we just go home and socialize Amerika?"

7) "Barry, gets me outta here. Let's go to Obama Beach."

8) "If Barry takes one look at you, I'll knock you so far down in your socks, you'll think you wearing a turtleneck sweater!."

9) "Who you calling ugly, sucka?”."

10) "Watch it, Sucka!"