So where does the Jerk stand on the issues?
On identity:
“Huh? I’m not black or white or yellow….I’m a jerk
On international relations:
“I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Jakarta.”
On religion, race relations and healthcare:
“Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.”
On thermos bottles, free cheese and other gubmint programs:
“I'm picking out a program for you. No ordinary gubmint program for you. But the extra best program that taxpayers can buy……………”
On campaigning:
“Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 – Obama, Barack.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.”
On the color of his skin:
Barack: “You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?”
Barack’s Mother who was white: “I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.”
Then, Barack resorted to alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine during his teenage years to “push questions of who I was out of my mind.”
What a jerk.
