Aunt Esther at the big festival.
The following quotes were actually heard backstage before Aunt Esther’s….er…um…..Michelle Obama’s speech at the festival last night. It seems she was in a foul mood, but when she took the stage, she was apparently done ranting.
Esther: “Oh I wouldn't mind a little snack.”
Barack: “Staff, go in the kitchen and fix Aunt Esther a fish-head sandwich!”
Regarding the John Edwards affair:
"That fish-eyed heathen.”
On McCain’s latest attack ads:
“Who you calling ugly, sucker?”
As a warning to Hillary before Hillary’s big speech on Tuesday:
“Watch it, sucka.”
In a direct message to Dick Morris who has been sitting in with Bill O’Reilly lately.
“Shut up, foo”
On Bill Clinton:
“Bill Clinton, you have been sinning and transgressing all your life. If the Lord wanted to strike you down, he'll find ya. Even if you were going to Las Vegas.”
On James Carville:
“The next time you see that creep, you tell him his behind is grass... and I am the lawnmower.”
To some kid backstage who accidentally referred to Barack as Barack Hussein Obama:
“I'll knock you so far down in your socks, you'll think you wearing a turtleneck sweater!”
