"Barry being created by Frank Marshall Davis and Anne Dunham"
(This is one of the rare occasions that Anne was photographed with clothes on.)
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Francis Bellamy, who wrote the Pledge of Allegiance, would probably poop right in his pants if he was able to see modern day America (even though he was a flaming socialist). When he wrote the original "Pledge", we were recovering as a nation in the wake of the Civil War. His original work was designed to bring the nation together.
“I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." Original Author - Francis Bellamy
With an impending Obama presidency, Leo has taken it upon himself to write a new pledge that is emphasizes government programs as opposed to self-responsibility. Leo thinks that this new pledge is much more likely to be adopted by public schools since it is inclusive, tolerant, ignores God, and promotes government dependence. It is called, the Pledge of Dependence - Obama Please Help Us.
The Pledge of Dependence:
Obama, Please Help Us False Idol
“I pledge my dependence, to Obama, and the United Nations in Gotham. And to the chamber pot, for which they stand, secular multinational cultures, divisible by race, gender, sexual orientation and income brackets, with reparations, free housing, motorized shopping carts, food and healthcare for all. For Obama is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Omen”
Leo Oshkosh, Revised October 6, 2008
From THE ORIGINAL NBC TV SHOW featuring Jeremiah Wright and Barack Obama
It's Sanford and Son
"We buy and sell junk."
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